14 May, 2011

List of unfulfilled professions (in no particular order)

Book cover designer
Architect/mason/electrician/plumber
Typeface designer
Detective (a la Mr. Holmes)
Professional napper
Salad chef
Fighter jet pilot
Sky diving instructor
WRC driver
Farmer
The guy responsible for pushing the bungee jumpers off
Wine, tea, coffee and cheese taster/quality controller
Professional ski jumper
Expeditioner into unknown lands (in a Landy 110 of course!)
Screenwriter/director/producer/actor/director of photography
Outdoor gear tester
Bounty hunter
Cartoon voice talent
Army sniper
The guy who will bring about world peace and human depopulation
Darth Vader
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Landscape artist (watercolours)
Professional large format landscape photographer
Discoverer and describer of flora and fauna new to science
Elephant whisperer
Moonshine maker and bootlegger
Vintner
Portable lighting wholesaler
Real estate undeveloper
Theatre owner
Used bookshop owner

These are it for now.  :o)

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